Foul pudding and subsequent fills of it.

Yeah, the Babbuhlsquad went back to Halo2 for a while, and it has confirmed what I once believed.

It sucks nut, it really does, I can't physically stand playing it anymore, it makes me ill, the community is the amalgation of every other terrible internet community combined, and i've played some of the worst communities on the planet from CS Beta 1 to UT2000, I can no longer explai nthe evil of this game, it's really taxing.

so all I can say is this.

I WILL NEVER LAY MY HANDS ON HALO2 MATCHMAKING AGAIN, UNTIL THE DAY I DIE

GIS Image of the day: Matchmaking


-Kyle Out
Deep down inside I know our love will die

I just fought a damn Giant

I just fought that, and I smote him rightly so.

Happy Birthday, Kyle.

Zibbudie Babbuhl and Airtime

Zibbudie Babbuhl just had its first major internet play about 2 minutes ago, the door video was played, the people of SA (SomethingAwful) and GBStv are harsh critics, but Zibbudie Babbuhl is now inspired to deliver even better quality good, we now have a massive audience, in one play alone our video got 119 unique viewers, we will be doing more elaborate thought out works to present to SA, we've found a new way to share our comedy and by god we will.
-Kyle

From the IRC chat room:

Kyle "sounds like the afflack duck" and Jemsy's poignant descent into madness is aptly summed up as, "oh noes insane nerd!" And it "would've been better with subtitles." The piece was given a swift "CRAP" rating. I must agree on all counts, save for the duck bit. I think he sounds more like Rusty Coqburge.

Y'ain't seen nothin' yet, goons.
-Jems

Birthday's and Battlefields

Aye Aye, it's nearing my birthday, many plans have been made, all have fallen through, to be planned next week, Babbuhls will be had, the whole Babbuhlsquad will be united in a bout of near retardness, sounds will be made, jokes unfurled, funny faces done, and no sleep on my part as per standard.

It will be glorious

I bought Battlefield Modern Combat today, me and Jems played the demo quite a bit, and it wasn't as good as it could have been, the game now is totally different, finely polished and masterfully tuned, I love it, Halo2 doesn't shine a candle to this game, it's just, wow, I dunno, wow, hopefully the collective part of Zibbudie Babbuhl will enjoy this game, otherwise, i'll be flying solo for the first time ;//

Well, it's like 3am now, i'm off to work in 9 hours to tell a Bulgarian Girl that it's tradition to receive a kiss a day before ones birthday for good luck(my Bulgarian is a little shakey, but I think I can pull it off), i'll also be making stupid noises, wishing kids happy birthday and making silly faces when they cry, it's the work of Zibbudie Babbuhl, by god, and i'm getting paid for it, it's days like these where I wish there was a God so I could thank him.

Zibbudie Fucking Babbuhl

Today's GIS word is: Battlefield


-Kyle Out
Somebody ordered pancakes I just sip the sizzurp

That's right.

We walked around in circles and saw (also heard) some classical music and made loud noises right in each other's face and played Meteos. Kyle was blacking out a lot but we made the most of the time he was conscious. Ding dang old fool needs to get some sleep.

The return to Halo 2 was, in my humble opinion, awesome, despite the lack of Relic. I'm starting to think we imagined Relic from top to bottom; didn't check the map listing, though -- afraid we'd be right, I suppose. But the game does not suck shit and the developers can keep to themselves making more games, thank you very much. Got the bad end of randomization is all.

(You'll have to excuse Kyle. He can't focus his anger on a souless machine or cold hard numbers.)

Played with a dude having no mic who conveyed through text messages that he was indeed the band ZZ Top and his dreams include but are not limited to 99 pancakes. We still don't know who he is, really, in terms of Interweb characters we've come upon, but it doesn't matter too much because we can't be picky when it comes to people willing to put up with our stupidity. The dude stays.

Keeping with Kyle's wacky ploy to include stupid pictures at every conceivable turn, here is an image derived from the term "ZZ Top":

They're wearing suits and playing guitars and they have beards and they're in the wilderness HOLY SHIT MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE

Until next time, Babbuhl it up.

-Jemsy out
Fuck tha police

Zibbudie Babbuhl had Adventures.

but I haven't slept in about 39 hours, jemsy will tell you at some point.

Halo2 why do you have to make me hit you baby?

Zibbudie Babbuhl was thinking(Zibbudie Babbuhl being myself and Jemsy) "Hey, we bought the Halo2 map-packs, we might as well use them!"

I recently traded in my Halo2 game to help with the DS fund, the 3rd member of Zibbudie Babbuhl(Andre) was nice enough to provide his copy of Halo2 for my personal use. The triad was complete, all the pieces were together, it was almost 5 months since my last game of Halo2.

Now, I consider myself to be quite an excellent gamer, i've build quite a reputation on owning/playing every system to exist until the PSP, ive been playing games since I was two, it's what I do, naturally, i'm very good at Halo2 to say otherwise is lying, but this game, this game infuriates me.

Jemsy and I pop into matchmaking, we had one game set in mind, Big Team Battle(BTB) on Relic, our new favorite map, we played for almost five hours, and all we played was coagulation and headlong, with one match in waterworks, two in terminal and one on turf, it was a fucking disgrace, I look back on it and realize what a piece of shit the game is, i'm really dissapointed, I wanted to play a good solid match with jemsy on Relic, and we got slandered with these mediocre maps and mostly games full of douchebags.

Not to say we didn't have a good match, only that is was few and far between, Peskycubsfan(who are you man?) was with us, we rocked the fucking casbah in a few multi-team games.

In closing:

HALO2 PLAYS LIKE SHIT, THE DEVELOPERS CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK

Your traditional GIS word today is: "Douchebags"


-Kyle Out
"ZZTOP"

WE GOT MUTHAFUCKIN' SNAKES

I stumbled upon this a few days ago. Laughed. So did Kyle. We love us some Samuel L. Jackson. ("It'll getch'ya DRUNK.") Click for bigger -- it makes a great desktop.

Like the best fiction, however, it was based in reality. I present to you a sad truth:

Snakes on a Plane.

Here's hoping for the presumed sequel, Snakes on a Plane 2: Planes on a Snake!

-Jemsy
Still Lol'in.

Addendum: Production stills. It is real.

SE++ Magic Tournament(Redux)

Yes Zibbudie Babbuhl fans, more news for your insatiable ears.

Yours truly has advanced to the semi-finals of the SE++ tournament, out of originally 16 people there are now 2 in the semi finals and 2 matches yet to be played in the semisemi's(yes i'm aware there are only 8 in that picture, this is because I created the second image after, intended only for the next set of bracket, but originally there were 16 players.)

for a better illustration see below.

I m the one with the Shazam avatar, as you can plainly see, I am in the semi-finals alongside a good pal of mine, "MasterDebater"

Cheer for Zibbudie Babbuhl while you can, I might not make it past this bracket, the giants of SE++ are on the horizon, and i'm not one of them.

-Kyle Out
Pesticides under double D combine the T that's D.D.T

Rap and Zibbudie Babbuhl

A confusing title eh?

Yeah.


We at Zibbudie Babbuhl listen to a good amount of rap, well at least 2/3rds of Zibbudie Babbuhl, Andre's musical taste is well, he doesn't have any, I give him music and he listens to it, so, in effect he has my taste in music, which if I might say is tasteful and full of zeal.

But on to my pressing matters, we don't seem like the standard fare of rap fanatics, which to be fair, it's true.

Your Typical "Wigger"



Notice the Fubu clothing and other trends of hip-hop and gangsterism.

A talk with this individual showed nothing more than a love of Tupac, a taste for a KFC and a great understanding of text messaging.

Marvelous.

Now, a typical look at your Zibbudie Babbuhl Members.


Myself, the physical comedian and loud weird noise maker, do I look like a gangsta? Maybe


Jemsy or as I call him Shenbobba he is the idea man, the brains behind the operation, the writer, is he a rapper, all packing and such, no. Does he get jiggy with it? Yes.


Andre, he's just there for his "I don't know what's going on look" if he looks like a gangsta, this whole post is null and void, and I should kill myself.

See, were not the typical rapper listeners, there's a reason for this.

We listen to a very different kind of rap and hip hop.

Which is when I come to present you with the point of this fucking post, so you can stop reading, giggle and go apeshit over the words that I write, and I die a little inside.

I suggest to you, the readers, I know we have a few hard rockers in the audience, I don't like the stuff, but I get my jollies off on Kraftwerk so i'm not one to say anything.

I now present to you, the good hip-hop artists we as a collective listen to.

RJD2 - Counseling ft.Mhz/2 More Dead/June/Work/Through The Walls
MF Doom - Deep Fried Frenz/One Beer/Guinnesses Feat.Angelika & 4ize/Kon Queso/Kookies
Handsome Boy Modeling School - The World's Gone Mad/I've Been Thinking/Class System/Rock&Roll (Could never Hip-Hop like this)/The Truth
Buck 65 - Cries A Girl/Wicked And Weird/463
Junkie XL - Zerotonine/Silver Rock Canyon/Catch up to my Step Ft.Solomo/Spirits Ft.Saffron/Crusher Ft.Saffron/Fuusoku City/Solar City/Fight/Legion
K-OS - Heaven Only Knows/Crabbuckit/Superstar Part Zero/B-Boy Stance
Lloyd Banks - On Fire(yeah, that's it)
Outkast - Bombs over Baghdad/The Whole World/Roses
Rehab - It Don't Matter/Crazy People/Hey Fred/Sittin At A Bar/My Addiction/Rattle My Cage/Stormchaser
MC Chris - Fette's Vette(fucking awesome)
Radiohead - Everything in the Wrong Place/Rapperfection/Creep/D.D.T (more, but this is a remix album, ask for song's)
The Streets - Turn The Page/Geezers Need Excitement/Has It Come To This/Same Old Thing/It's Too Late/The Irony Of It All/Weak Become Heroes/Who Dares Wins/Stay Positive/Blinded By The Lights/Fit But You Know It/Dry Your Eyes
Culture Beat - Mr.Vain(no i'm not serious)
Kayne West - Jesus Walks/We Can Make It Better/Through The Wire/All Falls Down ft.Syleena

And that's it, so basically, I just told you to download all this music, or hell, if you're feeling lazy, i'll send you the stuff, i'm that much of a nice guy, so, get downloading, you won't be dissapointed.

If you are man, I don't know, you'll get a refund or your choice of:

5 Zibbudie Babbuhl Bucks to be reedeemed at your local Zibbudie Babbuhl member for various Zibbudie Babbuhl Merchandise, A "Slick" high five from yours truly or one Zibbudie Zabbuhl member will put his voice as your answering machine message.

-Kyle Out
My name is Y2K i'm here to shut your ass down

Oh God, why am laugh, does not compute.

Seriously, why is this so funny? (Click for bigger.) We've been laughing at it for three days now. Don't know who made it, but I do know it's funnier than actual Garfield has ever been. "lol Garfield can't stop eatin esp.; lasagna"

And yeah, the DS is pretty bumpin'. Now Kyle and I can talk about dicks and John Leguizamo wirelessly. Games are secondary to firing our pirate signal into the night sky, as always. If you get Animal Crossing, though, let us know; we'll totally crap in your garden and set up signs with the Ghostbusters logo on them.

-Jemsy out
Do it like the Robot to headspin to boogaloo

Magic, it's a Babbuhl thing.

As most people who know me personally, they know I play Magic the Gathering, and that when in my hayday I was very good, reaching the nationals, then losing in my first match against a 17 year old from Ontario.

I quit Magic shortly thereafter and played very random games with members of the gaming club(you go Spike, shit yeah) and members of the Babbuhlsquad, but who are we kidding,the Gaming club was my creation along with two other members of the former clan chinchilla, so the gaming club is essentially an extension of the arm of Zibbudie Babbuhl.

In the present, there is a Sealed Deck tournament going on at my favorite forum Penny-Arcade, and yours truly just won his first match, getting back in the Magical groove of Zibbudie Babbuhl!(get it? Magic? ahaha I make myself laugh sometime)

On another note: Jemsy has his DS, the triangle is complete, it took a long arduous journey to get to angrignon and attain the electronic divinity that is the Nintendo DS, but it was done and we are better men for it, you might be seeing DS little comics coming from us at some point, Gif's of our madness induced conversations.

Civilization 3 is taking over the lives of Zibbudie Babbuhl, almost like Skynet slowly taking over all of america's systems, it is taking us into it's folds.

And it is good.

As per a new tradition, I take one word from my post and GIS and post the funniest result, and here you go.



Edit: Yours truly just won his second match, i'm now in the semi-semi-semi-semi-finals. this victory will be for Zibbudie Babbuhl.

-Kyle Out
Mostly though, we at war with ourselves

Zibbudie Video: "Something About Doors"

Do not sift for any deeper meaning. Seriously. There really isn't much to it. We just get a little wacky when left to our own devices.

Now go watch the shit out of this video. Thanks.

October/Christmas of the Fall

Yes, ladies and gents, it's October, the greatest single month of the year, why is this you might be asking? Halloween?(All Hallows Eve for my Scottish bretheren)partly, nay, it's my birthday on this glorious month.

October 31st, 1986, 12:13:48 on a Monday, I was conceived into this world of ours, I have with great honor and divine respect for the day of Halloween decided to change the format of the Holiday, it is now known as "The Christmas of October" I will be accepting patronage throughout the month.

Zibbudie Babbuhl will also persue halloween shens during this month, as a sort of theme to celebrate all those pagans out there, Pagans need lovin' too..

They just gotta pay

Edit: I GIS'd Halloween, and this is the totally awesome thing I found first.

SKELETON ROCKING THE FUCK OUT

-Kyle Out
The sides of the record play, the song that got stuck in my head will always say, you will die by what you live by!

Get it?

Because pandas aren't supposed to drive go-karts.

Zibbudie Babbuhl: Breakin' the rules since 199X.

Since we're now an affiliate to Google

Yes, since our recent hmm, contract with the Google Shareholder representatives we at Zibbudie Babbuhl have found new zest and zeal in accordance to our pursuit of total media domination, in this respect, we plan to buckle down and create even more movies, stories and ideas, including more people of Zibbudie Babbuhl.

These ideas range from small stupid projects to actual movies with plots and such, although fear not faithful fan of Zibbudie Babbuhl, we will always stay to our original roots of comedy and internet stupidity, we're just expanding bit by bit what Zibbudie Babbuhl will soon encompass.

Now back to our scheduled programming:



-Kyle Out
"Could that someone be Mack the Knife?"

Zibbudie Videos Now LIVE in the Proper Custody of Google Video!

Thank you, Google! Thank you so bad.

(The videos will play in an embedded Flash application, which means no clunkiness or gooey residue on your browser. Damn, those Google people are good.)

Enjoy.

Zibbudie Babbuhl*4

The Zibbudie Babbuhl crew(Andre, Jems and yours truly) went out most of the day yesterday.

Us three, we're social shut-ins, it's why were such good friends, we all know ths and play off our strengths, going out in the public, the light of day in a group is a foreign concept, we braved the terrible scorching heat to go to Dawson, now a little backstory.

I have what is most commonly reffered to as Polyphobia(Fear of too many things at once) now this isn't a terrible bad thing, but the sheer amount of people in the school, it becomes over-whelming to me, I came very close to having a panic attack.

So we go up to the second floor(?) to get a camera, while i'm making grooves in the floor from my foot stamping up and down and generally just looking down, we get the hell out on my advice.

Andre had to film a short movie, which will be posted here in a short time, we finished that, and retired to Andre's home to eat and basically do whatever we pleased.

This is when I post pictures, and you will not be dissapointed.


Andre snaps his fingers nonchalantly to begin what will become an exciting journey


Making preparations for further movie recording. Movies, Serious Business


Curry, it's what's for dinner


Andre always adds spice to things, it's damn stupid, curry is already spicy, he's putting jalepeno sauce in it, now, I love spice, but I also like to taste my food.


Andre takes the first bite, seemingly unphased by the beef curry, with this in mind, we dig in


Jemsy takes it slow, he is cautious, unerring centre of wisdom in this group of ours


It's a little too hot for jemsy...


...So he goes for the Raita


I take this challenge like I do with every challenge, with a thumbs up and my Captain Marvel Shirt


The pilgrimage from the plate to my mouth is long and arduous, but my beef curry has maintained their faith and came out strong..ONLY TO BE EATEN HULGUHULGU


I Think he likes it


Andre is content with this meal, he is also making me an offer I cannot refuse


Jemsy recovering from the spice bombardment


I ate a little too much, it's different being 137lbs you eat a lot less


Whilst Andre is gone from the room, myself and Jemsy decide to do stupid stuff


And again...


..And again...


If any dermatologists are reading this post right now, can you tell me what's up with my ear? you know, right under the lobe? thanks


Some craziness on my part, my eyes do that twirly thing on command, it's fucking radical


Andre finally walks in the room, in disgust, and well, general apathy

Zibbudie Babbuhl Presents: T-shirts

Yes, we at the Zibbudie Babbuhl Lane have made another venture into a new industry, this one being quite mainstream. T Shirt designs, we have pooled our resources together(my sometimes creative wit and Jems' photoshop skills) to create designs ripe for shirt making.

While we can make a lucrative profit, we're pretty much doing this for shits and giggles, and for a very important reasons, what we plan to do is to make a set of designs which describe all the current Zibbudie Babbuhl Members (Jems: Babbuhlers!), if you are wonder who these members are, I will create a list right now.

Jems
Kyle
Andre
Andy(you'll have to talk to us about a shirt)
Zack
Claudio
and
Evan

Each member will have a personal logo created by either myself or Jemsy, if it is not up to snuff you may suggest other designs, although I think we do a pretty good job with these, so redoing anything shouldn't be a major concern.

I'm sure everyone is clamoring for request for samples of our work, and well, I cannot say no to anyone who may inflate my ego, so here we go.

This is my current design, the Bolt of Zobble

Here's the front, notice the subtle awesomeness of Jems' work, the faux latin adding a nice touch of classyness, the latin roughly translated says: "He Who Dares Babbuhls"

And the back, this is where the personal logo's will go, since we at the Zibbudie Babbuhl Lane are very different people we require different slogan's, and since we are not a dictatorship we allow these differences in uniform, be they a representation of self or just something you are related to, anything goes in the Zibbudie Babbuhl Lane.

Be sure to be on the lookout for people wearing these shirts, if you spot a member of the Zibbudie Babbuhl Lane, congregate to them, and listen to their wisdom, for they have lived countless millenia, and have much to share in the ways of comedy.

-Kyle Out.

Intoxicating Images are rushing through my mind

Addendum by Jemsy.

I'd like to take a moment to show off a few more of our Zibbudie Babbuhl T-shirt designs. None are finalized, though I'm inclined to stick with mine:



Here's what may end up being Zack's:



And finally, a tentative design for Andre. Other possible texts include, "YOU'LL BELIEVE A MAN CAN FLY!", "B-B-B-BABBUHL IT UP" or whatever else occurs to Andre as a funny idea. We'll let him decide.



Godspeed.

Another Zibbudie Babbuhl Recipe

Well, I thought:

"I'm Hungry, I want to eat something"

Then I also thought:

"How can I make this into a ZBL post?"

That's easy, take pictures and document my interesting voyage into food as a nutritional supplement.

Let's begin

The Menu today consists of



Babbuhlina's Fettucini Alfredo!
A veritable king's meal, this expertly pre-prepared foodstuff is a divine mixture of pasta in a cream sauce with cheese and broccoli added in for good measure, a favorite of yours truly, but I digress, it is frozen for reasons unbeknowest to me, I must find a way to thaw it quickly so I may gorge myself.
(also pictured: my hairy hand, various frozen foods, which may or may not be consumed later on)


A voyage begins with a single step
I begin to peel away the outer workings of my soon to be meal, enamored in the grizzly cold entendre that is Babbuhlina, I take great caution as to not be mired in the cold which began this earth's dire ice age.....

Success! the box is sufficiently pried open as to allow some sort of heating method to be used.
(also pictured: my old fitness evaluation medal from cadets)
(not pictured: Latisha, a woman whom I met recently while I was at a celebratory function, she is laughing at the idea of doing an éxpose on a meal, and rightly so. She declined the opportunity to have a picture taken of her.)


Nuclear energy, for the masses
From my previous experiences preparing this tasty meal, the time best used by this magic nuclear box whom i've named Dr.Intrinsic is 5 minutes and 30 seconds, not one second more, and never a second less, for this would spell great doom upon the nation of Canada, and possibly the entire planet, as we would be stripped atom by atom by the magnatron's.


The Cooldown
The nuclear powers have smiled upon us this day, they have heated my meal, albeit, it is too hot, almost as if they were teasing the human race.

"YOU MAY ONLY STARE, AS YOUR NEWLY THAWED FOOD BOILS TO THE CORE OF YOUR WORLD AND DESTROYS YOU! FOOLISH MORTAL"

I say no, I fight this beast back, I forged a great weapon of destructive powers...

A fork

I stab at the heart of fire, disrupting his great power, melding the cream sauce, cheese and pasta into a new being, a tasty being....


FETTUCINI ALFREDO!!!
It is done, the meal is nearly complete, the time for feast is nigh!


Nirvana
No meal is complete without some sort of beverage, for this I have laid the responsibility of refreshing my pallette to Tropicana Twister, albeit, not my first choice of juice, Latisha loves the stuff, and while not greater than Fruitopia, it has it's own distinct taste and texture which pleases me.

it's time to eat now, typing all this got me hungry, Oh SHI-

-Kyle out.

Geezers need excitement