Gralla.

Balloo.

New blog by me.

Not to detract from the ZBL, but I have decided to embark on a seperate project, this project is called the "Heroclix of the day" it will include, well, anything Heroclix, and possibly more tabletop games someday, it will have articles written by me, reviews of figures, specific strategies, team strategies and so on.

check it out at:
Heroclix of the Day

Zibbudie Babbuhl*3

Yes!

we at Zibbudie Babbuhl are back, we have been reclusive, playing games, growing beards down to our feet, but now, now is the time, we have shaven, we have cleaned up, we have stories, stories of splendor, of smacking guards in the face, of sniping, warthog driving, and devious conniving.
(I just rapped, please, hold the applause)

Zibbudie Babbuhl now has a registered killcount in Halo2, this count being at well over eleventy billion, we have subsequently stopped counting.

Also, Heroclix has hit the world, well, any of the world which matters to me, everyone plays now, well any cool-cat hip-jive talking turkeys, the game played with everyone possible, was amazing, I would give a play by play, but it would be so awesome, it would blow your collective minds.

Splinter Cell 3, dear god, this game was devised for Zibbudie, Red&Blue have never been more so compelling colors now, with every stab of the knife, every grab of the character, we become closer to gods, fearful powerful beings of which no mere mortal may challenge.

There's more, but well, it's all become one huge inside joke were(myself and Jemsy) are starting to share, and well, as much as either of us try, inside jokes are not funny to anyone else.


I might not be the right one,
It might not be the right time.
But there's something about us,
I've got to do, some kind of secret I will share with you.
I need you more than anything in my life.
I want you more than anything in my life.
I'll miss you more than anyone in my life.
I love you more than anyone in my life.

That's right.

I can't really add anything to that layer of intrigue, so I'll just reiterate:

It will be devious. It will be glorious. It's going to be sofa king awesome.

Stay tuned.

Jems an I, have a project in the works!

Yeah, Jems and I, have a large project in the works, details are a little sketchy(i can't tell you) but it's gonna be something really special, really huge, and well, really easy to do, as me and jems discuss it more and more, it'll get better and better, it really is something for the ages.

So stay tuned, same Zibbudie Babbuhl time, same Zibbudie Babbuhl channel.

And never let me go until you've told me, told me
What I want to know and then just hold me, hold me
Make me tell you I'm in love with you

So it begins.

Again.

12:00 A.M., Sunday, March 20th, 2005, marks our return to the hallowed halls of Warthog-sponsored delivery.

Welcome to Skate Camp my son.

A Contender For Best "Gryeah" Face Ever.

Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!

Memorable quotes.

"Jems, am I offline or what? Check MSN."
"You're away."
"Oh, yeah. Nat is sending me an episode of The Muppet Show."
"'Things I never thought I'd get over MSN:
- an STD
-The Muppet Show'"
"*Kyle laugh*"

"Jems, how are we going to do this? 40 days without Halo 2 -- we're going to suck so bad when we come back. The Xbox controller feels so weird now."
"Kyle, have you seen Die Hard With a Vengeance?"
"Uh, yeah."
"Yeah."

"Oh shit, what was the name of the guy in Total Recall? The main character. Randy? Ronald? Fuck."
"I don't know, man."
"Damn it."
[5 minutes later, Kyle is browsing emotioneric.com]
"Haha, Jems, look!"
"QUAID! His name was Quaid! QUAAAAAAID!"
"*Kyle laugh*"
[15 minutes later]
"*Kyle laugh*"

"First you must contemplate the cock. Then you can accept it as part of your lifestyle and gorge yourself."
"Kyle, you've said that three times already."

[Reading the thread "Ask the autistic"]
"Have you ever eaten a rock?"

Paintball..why? cause we can.

Me and Jems thought, we'll wouldn't it be nice to get some paintball together. right now we have about 8-10 people confirmed, and many others we want to ask.

here are the names.


Kyle
James
Seb
Kayla
Jono
Natasha
Zack
Dan
Daniel
Andrei
Andre

we're currently trying to get 20+ people so we can get free ammunition and discounts, so ask around and get people in, tell me or jems and we will update this.

An explanation:

See, the picture below, that is no ordinary picture, that is...

Evan

Evan is what we call, our apprentice, he will play halo2 with us when the time is right, he will Zibbudie he will Babbuhl and by god he will Deliver

I call it...

"Torchbearer"



--and the baby, the baby didn't even look scared. he was just standin' there.

The king of asshole physics has something to say, again.

Jems announced that we would do commentary for a DVD, and just now we have agreed to a movie and that movie shall be:

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

you may discuss amongst yourselves on the awesomeness of the situation.

Yet another stupid MSN log: Poker, Jokers and Val Kilmer.

<<<>>> says:
oh god

<<<>>> says:
jems

<<<>>> says:
i want to play professional poker

<<<>>> says:
and here's why.

<<<>>> says:
I would dress like it was 1887

<<<>>> says:
you know

<<<>>> says:
to "psyche them out"

<<<>>> says:
and when someone loses

Jems says:
playing for blood

Jems says:
"i wasn't"

<<<>>> says:
"why abigail, it looks like poker just ain't your game, I know! how bout we have a spelling contest"

Jems says:
haha

Jems says:
abigail

<<<>>> says:
yeah, someone named abigail was playing

<<<>>> says:
and when i lose

<<<>>> says:
i'll throw my chair around

<<<>>> says:
i'll be called the worst sport in poker

<<<>>> says:
and i can say

<<<>>> says:
"IT'S NOT EVEN A SPORT YOU DICKS"

<<<>>> says:
walking out, shirt all torn cause i tried todo the hulk hogan signature shirt tear before the poker game for bravado

Jems says:
lmao

Jems says:
and after you leave

Jems says:
they start murmuring

<<<>>> says:
lol

Jems says:
putting the chairs back in place

<<<>>> says:
"was that val kilmer?"

Jems says:
AND YOU BURST BACK IN

Jems says:
"BUT DON'T FORGET THE JOOKER!"

<<<>>> says:
lmao

Jems says:
you grab a single card

Jems says:
it's the joker

<<<>>> says:
throw a joker on the floor

<<<>>> says:
lmao!

Jems says:
and you set it on fire

<<<>>> says:
lmao!

Jems says:
then you eat it

<<<>>> says:
lmao@

<<<>>> says:
yes!

<<<>>> says:
1280

Jems says:
and everybody dies

<<<>>> says:
lol

<<<>>> says:
"WE SAW TOMBSTONE YOU JACKASS, WE'RE PLAYING POKER AFTER ALL"

Jems says:
lmao

Jems says:
WE PLAY FOR BLOOD

Jems says:
WELDON U FAG

<<<>>> says:
"guys, i was just kidding"
"we weren't"

Jems says:
BRING IT DON'T SING IT

<<<>>> says:
lol

<<<>>> says:
i'll bring a six shooter

<<<>>> says:
and kill the guy who forced me out

<<<>>> says:
you ain't no daisy!

<<<>>> says:
god, jems

<<<>>> says:
this is my new mission in life

<<<>>> says:
become a goodpoker player

<<<>>> says:
you'll seeme on the news

<<<>>> says:
"doc holliday inspired shooting killing 6, val kilmer arrested"

Jems says:
lmao

Jems says:
val kilmer:

<<<>>> says:
"anything for more fame hey Val?"

Jems says:
"it's because i was fucking batman, wasn't it?"

<<<>>> says:
lmao

Jems says:
"man kills 6 with a single playing card, later turns paper on himself"

<<<>>> says:
lmao

Jems says:
"gambit sued"

<<<>>> says:
"while on fire, and miraculasly, he ate the card after, ridding it of evidence"

<<<>>> says:
lmao yes!

<<<>>> says:
jems

<<<>>> says:
this should go on the blog

<<<>>> says:
stupid msn convos pt3

Jems says:
"card is found to be a joker: motorhead brought in for questioning"

<<<>>> says:
i am kyle laughing

<<<>>> says:
lmao

Jems says:
then we have reason enough to put this up

Jems says:
;]

I'm on the road doin shows puttin my mack down
Mississippi to Philly, Albuquerque to Chatt Town

[Hook]
I got the crowd yellin (Bring 'em out, bring 'em out)
Aye, all my hotgirls yellin (Bring 'em out, bring 'em out)
Aye, all the Dope Boyz yellin (Bring 'em out, bring 'em out)
Aye, from the back they yellin (Bring 'em out, bring 'em out)

This ain't yo daddy's commentary!

One of DVD's defining features is the ability to store more than one audio track. Because of this, not only can one listen to the English, French and German versions of a favourite film, but a commentary by those responsible for the film. Most are horrible, bland wastes of DVD space that present little more than the crew patting themselves on the back between 15-minute bouts of silence. Some are fairly insightful, presenting the roundtable discussion of the film crew and key actors as they recall anecdotes from production and reasoning behind creative decisions. At times, comedy prevails--actors can and will make fun of each other or come to the recording session piss-drunk, in some cases resulting in an experience more enjoyable than the film itself.

Zibbudie Babbuhl Lane's latest venture is one that draws inspiration from this widely appreciated feature, with the hopes to ultimately make any film worth watching a second time. We, however, are spinning the idea of DVD commentary: it won't be on the DVD and, well, since we had no part in making the film, will not present any tidbits or stories from the set. Presented on this site as MP3's will be ongoing, nonsensical commentary by your two heroes, Kyle and Jems. For the duration of the entire movie, a microphone will record our tried and true antics and you, the viewer, at home, will soon after be able to watch the same film with our commentary running in the background. You may laugh. You may cry. We are not responsible for anything that may happen as you listen to us continually undermine the emotional impact of a certain scene with animal noises, or break into song when the film slows down. We've done it to Collateral. We've done it to Tombstone. We will do it to another film that can be agreed upon and record the magic as it happens.

Zibbudie Babbuhl Lane -- from our hearts to yours. Our greatest deliveries remain to be unveiled.

Then take the baton, girl, you better run with it

HENDERSON VALLEY EGGS

So, me and Jems, we were playing FSW(Full Spectrum Warrior) you know, to kinda take a break from Halo2, and while we were dispatching Zekes(the whole game is based in fictional Zekistan) Jems just blurts out in an old granny voice "I like my Cookies the old fashioned way" and well, all either of us here is a burst of laughter from either side of the mic, I think I heard my laughter from his mic, you know, my patented laugh can be heard from the high heavens.

It turns out this little saying comes from david cross, during one of his comedy skits, I never really thought David to be much of the funny guy outside of his supporting actors, but I was plesently suprised, he can do the funny mojo just like the "Big-Boys"

So we've taken the saying as our own, like we take anything funny, we assimilate it, and use it's powers for our own uses, the world is on our platter jems says, I offer a nod over xbl, and the deal was sealed.

a little sample of what we now worship:
I like my eggs the old fashioned way

I now bid you adieu

Some great news.

Today, I Kyle Banyon Adam, I have done something which iwll ring throughout the ages.

I bought an official achewood Chris Onstad signed strip.

I promised everyone, that an achewood comic would adorn my wall, and now it has come to pass.

Which comic you ask? Jems would probably say the ass in your pants, or the bela lugosi one, but no, I chose my all time favorite comic:


.

And her face is like a sail, speck of white so fair and pale, have you seen the lady fairer?

a Pre-presentation

Aye, I have another thing to show you, the fans of ZB lane, it is called the Gothic Dance. Me and Jems, we love it, we danced it all day.

Gothic Dance (requires quicktime)

P.S: I will be starting up my old Blog sometime soon again, if you have any interest, you know, watch this space and my profile, it will feature any art pieces I do.

Bela Lugosi's Dead

And on the seventh day, I created Assinpants.

Aye, after an extensive day of doing Lord of the rings influenced art pieces, I decided to do somewhat of a homage to Achewood
by creating a GIF of one of mine and jemsy's favorite comic.

I call it, Assinpants.



I got a gal, name's Sue, knows just what to do

The Delivery Speech

With so much delivery being had, a delivery soundbyte had to have been made:

Delivery

ffffffffffffffffffffff-resh!

The king of asshole physics has something to say to you

Being said king of physics of assholery.

I have a decree to make:

No Barney body shall be left unturned
No balloon be unfilled
We will unify Zibbudie and Babbuhl
We shall go where no Zibbudie Babbuhl has gone before
The 3rd dimension
The freedom of the air
No longer shall we be constricted to the ground for comedy
We will shout our comedy from the high heavens.

It will be glorious