Yet another stupid MSN log: Poker, Jokers and Val Kilmer.

<<<>>> says:
oh god

<<<>>> says:
jems

<<<>>> says:
i want to play professional poker

<<<>>> says:
and here's why.

<<<>>> says:
I would dress like it was 1887

<<<>>> says:
you know

<<<>>> says:
to "psyche them out"

<<<>>> says:
and when someone loses

Jems says:
playing for blood

Jems says:
"i wasn't"

<<<>>> says:
"why abigail, it looks like poker just ain't your game, I know! how bout we have a spelling contest"

Jems says:
haha

Jems says:
abigail

<<<>>> says:
yeah, someone named abigail was playing

<<<>>> says:
and when i lose

<<<>>> says:
i'll throw my chair around

<<<>>> says:
i'll be called the worst sport in poker

<<<>>> says:
and i can say

<<<>>> says:
"IT'S NOT EVEN A SPORT YOU DICKS"

<<<>>> says:
walking out, shirt all torn cause i tried todo the hulk hogan signature shirt tear before the poker game for bravado

Jems says:
lmao

Jems says:
and after you leave

Jems says:
they start murmuring

<<<>>> says:
lol

Jems says:
putting the chairs back in place

<<<>>> says:
"was that val kilmer?"

Jems says:
AND YOU BURST BACK IN

Jems says:
"BUT DON'T FORGET THE JOOKER!"

<<<>>> says:
lmao

Jems says:
you grab a single card

Jems says:
it's the joker

<<<>>> says:
throw a joker on the floor

<<<>>> says:
lmao!

Jems says:
and you set it on fire

<<<>>> says:
lmao!

Jems says:
then you eat it

<<<>>> says:
lmao@

<<<>>> says:
yes!

<<<>>> says:
1280

Jems says:
and everybody dies

<<<>>> says:
lol

<<<>>> says:
"WE SAW TOMBSTONE YOU JACKASS, WE'RE PLAYING POKER AFTER ALL"

Jems says:
lmao

Jems says:
WE PLAY FOR BLOOD

Jems says:
WELDON U FAG

<<<>>> says:
"guys, i was just kidding"
"we weren't"

Jems says:
BRING IT DON'T SING IT

<<<>>> says:
lol

<<<>>> says:
i'll bring a six shooter

<<<>>> says:
and kill the guy who forced me out

<<<>>> says:
you ain't no daisy!

<<<>>> says:
god, jems

<<<>>> says:
this is my new mission in life

<<<>>> says:
become a goodpoker player

<<<>>> says:
you'll seeme on the news

<<<>>> says:
"doc holliday inspired shooting killing 6, val kilmer arrested"

Jems says:
lmao

Jems says:
val kilmer:

<<<>>> says:
"anything for more fame hey Val?"

Jems says:
"it's because i was fucking batman, wasn't it?"

<<<>>> says:
lmao

Jems says:
"man kills 6 with a single playing card, later turns paper on himself"

<<<>>> says:
lmao

Jems says:
"gambit sued"

<<<>>> says:
"while on fire, and miraculasly, he ate the card after, ridding it of evidence"

<<<>>> says:
lmao yes!

<<<>>> says:
jems

<<<>>> says:
this should go on the blog

<<<>>> says:
stupid msn convos pt3

Jems says:
"card is found to be a joker: motorhead brought in for questioning"

<<<>>> says:
i am kyle laughing

<<<>>> says:
lmao

Jems says:
then we have reason enough to put this up

Jems says:
;]

I'm on the road doin shows puttin my mack down
Mississippi to Philly, Albuquerque to Chatt Town

[Hook]
I got the crowd yellin (Bring 'em out, bring 'em out)
Aye, all my hotgirls yellin (Bring 'em out, bring 'em out)
Aye, all the Dope Boyz yellin (Bring 'em out, bring 'em out)
Aye, from the back they yellin (Bring 'em out, bring 'em out)