April 26, 2006

I'm resigning from the Blog

That's right, i'm leaving the blog, I feel as if the whole concept of this blog and every other is inherently flawed.

I'm removing myself from the member list as of immediately, I'm not sure which Direction Jems or Andre will take the ZBL into, but hopefully it's a good one.

I am still a member of ZB, and I will continue to write the story "New Avalon" but I will no longer post here.

I'm sure some may be happy of this occurance, others devastated, oh well, that's life for you.

God Save the Queen

-Kyle... Over and Out
I am immortal
I have inside me blood of kings (Yeah, yeah!)

April 23, 2006

SomethingAwful, you know how to make good pizza.

At SomethingAwful, there's a huge forum, i'm talking like 75'000+ people, and out of that many people there's bound to be some funny goons(goons is the term in which they refer to themselves, myself and Jems are goons) there are alot of Gimmick posters: The Adventures of Jesus, Qqqqq, Jim Hushpup and Game Quoter, stand out as osme of the best gimmicks i've ever seen.

These are a few of the stories from one such gimmick poster known as:
mjq jazz bar


So, I was at work yesterday, and I happened to walk by this guy's desk. I noticed on his computer screen that he had his personal E-mails pulled up. I asked him who he thought he was to do this on company time, and then, he told me that his daughter was sick at home, so he was checking up on her. I then punched his cimputer screen out, and Look him straight in the eye and said, " Who do you think I am? Jerry Lewis? I dont want to hear your sob story, so get back to work before I get you fired." He then said a few cusswords, and then, then He tried to punch me, I blocked it, then , I gave him a swift, round kick to the groin. I asked him if he wanted some more, and he came at me, again, so, I slapped him, then I hip tossed him into the nearest filing cabinent. I looked Over my should at anther worker who was standing near by, and I said...." File him under G..... for garbage." Needless to say, I was quite pleased, because now, that means there one less person in the company for people to look at. All eyes should be on me. I'm a stud.
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Me and one of my friends went out today for some dinner so we stopped at a pretty nice restaurant. I don't smoke and most of the time I sit in the non smoking section but I didn't feel like walking to the back of the restaurant today so me and my friend sat at the first table we came to in the smoking section. Since most ppl should be aware that I don't smoke I didn't think I would have any problems. I was wrong. This jerk lit up a cigarette right next to me. I couldn't belive this fat jerk was disrepecting me like this so I turned around and looked him right in the eye and said " you might want to put that out sir..........That is,if you value your health". The guy said a couple of cuss words and told me to go to the non smoking section. Well that did it. I got up went over to the table and said "excuse me sir but you didn't clean your plate", and then I took his plate and bashed him over the head with it. Then his friend that was with him got up and took a swing at me, I ducked it and then gave him a swift round kick to the ribs. I then hip tossed him on the table and then I turned around and looked one of the waiters right in the eye and said "this orders to go" and then I tossed the table with the guy on it a good 14 feet across the room. As me and my friend were storming out the manager apologized to us but I told him it was too late as I would never eat there again.
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So I was sitting in the back corner of eat ‘n park a restaurant in the northeastern region and I hear this group of punk kids terrorizing their waitress, and I stumble over there and ask the beautiful lady what the problem seems to be. The kids being the adept punks they are give her a glare that tells her not to talk or else therell be problems but I know better than this and I tell them that if they don’t apologize to this beautiful belle theyre going to have to answer to me. I pull my shades out of my back pocket, slip a comb through my wet hair, and tell them they have 10 seconds to apologize. The leader of the gang a chubby kid tells me to get loss and then throws the peg game on his table at my face. “I pegged you as the wise sort, and I don’t play games!” says I, and I grab a tonfa from the cop sitting at the table next to them and tell them today’s special, punks served sunny side up, with a side of hollandaise. I crack the tonfa over two punk heads, do a roundkick, and then hiptoss the runt of the crew into the pie fridge. “Creamed or Key Limed? ” I ask the cop as he slips me a fiver and gives me a back high five. He tells me Ive done a good job as a citizen, and I kiss the beautiful waitress on the cheek, run my comb through my hair once more and leave the restaurant on my harley.

April 20, 2006

Zibbudie Babbuhl and roots.

I find that through my own actions Zibbudie Babbuhl has more or less lost touch with it's roots, this is a problem for a multitude of reasons.

Zibbudie Babbuhl is built off of past experiences
We at Zibbudie Babbuhl... every joke every dance and movie is simply a culmination of our past experiences, Jems had a comic, I watched Conan O'Brien religiously, Andre had Bruce Campbell as his lover to be, we took inspiration from our various facilities and we played off our various strengths.

Even before Zibbudie Babbuhl as we know it now was created, we were a larger group and we grew up into what we have now, I miss the presence of many of those people, for whatever reasons they/we have grown apart, they were truly kings and queens among men/women.

Zibbudie Babbuhl is simply a group of friends
In the end, after the dust has settled, the magazines emptied, Zibbudie Babbuhl is just a group of friends doing what they do for shits and giggles, we live life a day at a time, always trying to come up with a new idea to make people laugh, hell to make ourselves laugh.

As much as I want to make Zibbudie Babbuhl into something greater, little did I realize that Zibbudie Babbuhl was something great unto itself, what we perceive as life, and how we will live it is varied, but every members of Zibbudie Babbuhl and it's newly found "Honoraries" is a person of tremendous value, intelligence and of ethical fortitude, I could honestly never pick better friends, and that's all we are in the end, a group of people trying to have a good time.

We stopped playing video games together
When Zibbudie Babbuhl became what it is now, we lost touch wih one of the greatest tenants of our profession: playing video games, what are we without video games?! we're a bunch of god damn silly brutes, video games brings us our professionalism, there and only there we are Gods, I miss the days of picking up a sniper rifle after killing some stupid ass fool in Halo2 and headshotting a whole team and Jems runs into the base to get the flag.

We tried playing other things than Halo2 of course, like DoD:S, and it's holding up amicably, but something is missing, you know, when we all used to go to TCBY one night a week, and go to someone's house and just play soul caliber until 3am.

Now, maybe i'm just a sentimentalist
But these are things I miss, now more than ever, I realize we all have to grow up, even if that's apart from each other, but Zibbudie Babbuhl is probably one of the more defining things in my life, it gives me character and a real je ne sais quoi, with Zibbudie Babbuhl a bunch of misfits who play video games has become a terrific group of people who learns from each other as much as just playing and laughing.

The end of this rant
Zibbudie Babbuhl and it's members have grown alot, more members will come and go as they have been for the past 3 years, we're different people from before and it's showing, for better or worse though, we will remain here at Zibbudie Babbuhl, and we will maintain this bastion.

We will not fall.

-Kyle out
Have you seen her all in gold? like a queen in days of old <3

April 17, 2006

We are changing our format.

(I have just learned my mother reads this blog so we will be changing our format)

Zibbudie Babbuhl will convene at St.Monica's church(sunday of course) at 5am for their weekly church meetings, we will then all go to a waffle house and order 4 pancakes(I know ordering pancakes at a waffle house, how rebel!)no more no less, we don't want to ruin our appetite for lunch, eat them with napkins affixed to our collars and on our laps not to ruin our nice church suits.

We will then go to bible study and revel in how stupendous the lord is and how we all love our respective families.

Everyone will be welcomed to my house so they can enjoy the movie "Passion of Christ" and the video game "Bible Blaster the Ezekiel divination"

See you later chaps!

-Kyle Out
"Reflections of... the way life used to be"

April 04, 2006

Revelations

No, no not the bible, no, this is different, i've had a fucking stupendous idea, and with that came alot of other ideas that i'm going to try to convey.

I'm terrible at this, so bear with me.

I read Pat's blog every so often, fucking realplayer, man that gets me, and I find that this kid is pouring his heart out all over the internet, over what I can only speculate, but that was some deep shit that will haunt my dreams forever, much like his "Shamble Dance"

But that's not the important part, no, his pouring of heart made me think.

"Wow, as shitty as I think life may be for me, for how many crappy things that have happened to me, i'm pretty fucking well off, as are most of the people on this earth"

(no offense Pat, i'm not saying that's real bad whatever you're going through i'm just using you as a springboard, see because you're a stiff... Ba-zing...sorry.)

It's true when I think about it, many of us are well off, I am, I know it, I may not be great human being, but i'm well off, I have the power to do something, as do alot of people, but why dont we? why don't we do what we can to make the world a better place? is it apathy, distaste for the human race? or is it because we're lazy slobs who couldn't give a shit about his/her fellow man?

Now, I won't pretend to be on some moral highground here, I am by far one of the most cynical and generally assholish person here, some people have witnessed this firsthand and some haven't, for those who haven't, good, you're on the right track.

But what im saying is common sense, giving old clothes to sun youth, giving blood at the blood drives, a dollar a day from 100 people could build wells in other countries and give these people medicine, hell if we're going to be greedy, screw other countries, what about Canada, what about Quebec, we have a massive population of homeless, we have 4 major hospitals full of children and adult alike who need blood to live, children every christmas who don't get a present or even a meal.

I decided i'm going to try to do something about this, but I think for this, i'm gonna need some bodies, or at least some people to reflect ideas off of, this can be a big thing or just donating 20 bucks to sun youth or whatnot every so often.

Contrary to popular belief, our readership is pretty varied, we have a chance to do alot with what we have, I in particular have always been an advocate of donating blood, what if we got a large group together to go and donate blood one day(technically they pay you with cookies and orange juice) then we could do a park outing or something, set up a barbeque have a nice time, saving lives never felt so good has it?

I'm going to try and call a representative of sun youth and the blood banks of montreal and get some information from them, see if I can arrange some things with them.

This is helping your fellow man, and I dunno about you, but I have some major sins to pay off, and it's mighty good time that I get to it.

I'd like to see some participation, this is what I think is a good cause with a chance of success, we'd be helping the world and having a good time while doing it.

Please leave a comment or contact me if you're interested.
(Eric, it's time you paid it forward ;p)

-Kyle Out
I remember when I lost my mind <3

P.S: Yes I really am a huge asshole, that wasn't a joke, many people can attest to this, but I like to think i'm the good kind of asshole
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Addendum:

I have spoken to a few people about ideas and possible organizations in which to work with, a few good plans have arisen, Eric suggested an organization which helps the homeless of the greater montreal area, the name escapes my tongue as of present, however, it seems very much a pratical idea as far as everything else goes, and a worthy cause, I will work on contacting them post-haste and proposing this initiative.

I will contact this organization when I speak to Eric once more, I need to get the URL again, seeing as i'm such a forgetful person in my old age.

I doubt we could just throw volunteers at them, many people have things to do and cannot devote themselves to an auxiliarry job, especially one not being paid for, which is understandable, but perhaps we can donate materials, food and clothing and such, and out efforts may not be sent to just one charity or place, donating toys and or money to a hospital for instance.

However, this ia a group effort, i've spread the word to as many people as I could, and I would like all honorary ZB members to offer some degree of participation.

In case we all forgot, all honorary members of the ZBL are as follows.

Eric
Zack
Claudio
Andrew(We haven't spoken in a while)
Evan(Who is exempt for obvious reasons)

Word is being spread already, Marionopolis has heard the word. I have my compadre's from the school asking what all the commotion is about and such.

Addendum pt.2

After I spoke to Eric for a very brief time I once again retreived the URL for the organizationin which I think we could best offer our assistance, you see these people very often on the streets of downtown with their large trailers, giving food and other items to the homeless of the greater Montreal area.

The URL is Dans La Rue I will contact a representative when I have a little more time and once I think we understand how we're going to work this plan, we still have some work to do.


People everywhere are hearing about this now, this can be something big and something really worth being proud of, we can change so much with so little.

And that's what Zibbudie Babbuhl is about, community, friendship and brotherhood, comedy aside we're a group of friends, and little else, and that my friends is quite a bit of strength.

Zibbudie Babbuhl.

Addendum Pt.3

We have a good bit of support for this little movement we have now.

However, there is a problem, Dans La Rue is allegedly not within our interests to help, given if what Andy says is true, I find their practices to be mediocre at best, and we can find an organization that we can work with, that we better agree with.

However, I am no charity specialist, I don't know all these charities out here with the exception of the red cross(and that's only because I used to wear one on my uniform)So, I extend to you, members of the Honorary ZB, what should we donate our time to? any suggestions are welcomed, and I will take a look at it, YMCA would be a good one, last one I went into was dilapidate to shit, and they give out things like clothing and use food all the time, so there's an idea.

Also, anyone who would like a shirt, please tell me, and i'll set something up, you might have to pay for them(at cost, so you know, it's just you getting a shirt, but come on who doesn't want one?) but i'll try to see if I can front anything.

If we take initiative we can come up with a very good idea and plan and then execute it, just needs a bit of work.

I must make something very clear

We are not a registered non-profit organization, I would have to collect Tax on anything anyone donates and I would have to issue receipts, I will not do this, and if anyone asks you, we are not a charity organization, we are simply a Charity Drive, we are making aware to many people about a certain plight for one organization.

I cannot make anything official by government standard, it requires me to register us as a non-profit organization which requires me to do many things in which I do not want to do or am incapable of doing.

Keep this in mind.


List of people

Members - Contact these people should you need information or have a suggestion
Kyle Adam(19)(Kyle_Adam0@hotmail.com)
James Jacobo(17)(Jimmyjems@gmail.com)
Andre Wallis(18)

Volunteers -
Claudio(16)
Eric(16)
Andrew Canello(20?)
Patrick Balazinski(18) My apologies.
Sebastian Cote(17)
Anthony Zacharawycz(Zack)(19)

Addendum
A charity has been suggested by Andre's mother Leah, it's called Chez Doris, it's a women's shelter, it takes women and their children in when they have no where else to go.

I cannot even begin to think of a cause that deserves our help more than this, grand potential is wasted on terrible circumstance, if we can alleviate the suffering of one person on this earth, I will be proud of the work we accomplished, and hopefully so will the people of Zibbudie Babbuhl.

Also, for those who can, i'd like to set up a blood drive, I can probably find out the next date for Hema-Quebec for when they set up their kiosk in Carrefour Angrignon, we can go early some day, have a nice breakfast, make it a nice community event and then donate blood, this is for members who are 18 and over of ocurse but others may attend at their discretion.

I'm also thinking of starting a seperate blog so the work of Zibbudie Babbuhl Productions will not be impeded by this quest, I will ponder on this in the next few days, after a good shave.

There will be a planning commitee set up for the various problems we may come across, the body will be the planners and the go to people, I will be a charter member however, and it will be chosen off of interest and capability towards our movement, again I will tihnk of a method once I have a few days to sort everything out.

I'll talk to others about this asap, leave comments as necessary.

I have created a seperate blog the URL is Zibbudie Babbuhl: Charity I strongly advise you add this to your favorites, and visit regularly, I will be updating frequently.

Jems and Patrick, please check your e-mails asap.

Zibbudie Babbuhl will now continue it's regular functions in about 48 hours.

I'd like to wish everyone a happy easter for those who celebrate it, for the rest, uh, love peace and good will?

April 02, 2006

My cat died

Yeah....Small Cat has gone to a better place, he died about 6 hours ago, he went to sleep and just never woke up again, I loved him very much, as did my family, I know it's a little stupid to feel this much for a cat, but he was a member of our family, we had him for about 8 years, he was always friendly, and everyone who came across him always loved him.


Love you little guy