Posting MSN Logs: A Bannable Offense!

Jems says:
you know what's the funniest rap lyric ever?

Jems says:
or like right at this moment

Jems says:
to me

<<< Nephirim-San >>> says:
hmm/

Jems says:
"shake that ass - but watch yourself"

<<< Nephirim-San >>> says:
lmao

Jems says:
the second part shoots it up into the stratosphere

Jems says:
it's like

Jems says:
"shake that thing.. but... i care"

Jems says:
"i don't want you to hurt yourself by, oh i don't know, shaking it too hard/fast and stumbling into some furniture"

<<< Nephirim-San >>> says:
lol

Jems says:
"i am so confident in your ability to shake that ass that i am worried you may shake it too hard and hurt those around you"

<<< Nephirim-San >>> says:
lol

<<< Nephirim-San >>> says:
HER ASS IS GOING TO EXPLODE

Jems says:
lmao

Jems says:
CAP'N

Jems says:
SHE CAN'T GO ANY ANY FASTER

Jems says:
BUT GOD DAMN

<<< Nephirim-San >>> says:
lmao

Jems says:
THE BITCH IS TRYIN'

<<< Nephirim-San >>> says:
lmao!

<<< Nephirim-San >>> says:
you need to post one of our funnier msn logs

<<< Nephirim-San >>> says:
on the blog

Jems says:
i am crying

Jems says:
laughter

Jems says:
lmao

<<< Nephirim-San >>> says:
lol

Jems says:
posting this

Jems says:
i have to

<<< Nephirim-San >>> says:
lol

<<< Nephirim-San >>> says:
yes!

The "funnier" logs are on their way. We simply have to decide which ones to use.

Note: for the sake of organization, flavour texts from our MSN names were removed, but for the sake of posterity, here they are in their original forms:

Jems - "Last connest' we was won in we 'adda let this kid like strike us inna yarbles wiv this rolled-up paintin' of America."

<<< Nephirim-San >>> Rhyming against me don't make you no suicide martyr

Guess the origin of these obscure references, win respect!