Because pandas aren't supposed to drive go-karts.
Zibbudie Babbuhl: Breakin' the rules since 199X.
September 30, 2005
Since we're now an affiliate to Google
Yes, since our recent hmm, contract with the Google Shareholder representatives we at Zibbudie Babbuhl have found new zest and zeal in accordance to our pursuit of total media domination, in this respect, we plan to buckle down and create even more movies, stories and ideas, including more people of Zibbudie Babbuhl.
These ideas range from small stupid projects to actual movies with plots and such, although fear not faithful fan of Zibbudie Babbuhl, we will always stay to our original roots of comedy and internet stupidity, we're just expanding bit by bit what Zibbudie Babbuhl will soon encompass.
Now back to our scheduled programming:
-Kyle Out
"Could that someone be Mack the Knife?"
These ideas range from small stupid projects to actual movies with plots and such, although fear not faithful fan of Zibbudie Babbuhl, we will always stay to our original roots of comedy and internet stupidity, we're just expanding bit by bit what Zibbudie Babbuhl will soon encompass.
Now back to our scheduled programming:
-Kyle Out
"Could that someone be Mack the Knife?"
September 29, 2005
Zibbudie Videos Now LIVE in the Proper Custody of Google Video!
Thank you, Google! Thank you so bad.
(The videos will play in an embedded Flash application, which means no clunkiness or gooey residue on your browser. Damn, those Google people are good.)
Enjoy.
September 21, 2005
Zibbudie Babbuhl*4
The Zibbudie Babbuhl crew(Andre, Jems and yours truly) went out most of the day yesterday.
Us three, we're social shut-ins, it's why were such good friends, we all know ths and play off our strengths, going out in the public, the light of day in a group is a foreign concept, we braved the terrible scorching heat to go to Dawson, now a little backstory.
I have what is most commonly reffered to as Polyphobia(Fear of too many things at once) now this isn't a terrible bad thing, but the sheer amount of people in the school, it becomes over-whelming to me, I came very close to having a panic attack.
So we go up to the second floor(?) to get a camera, while i'm making grooves in the floor from my foot stamping up and down and generally just looking down, we get the hell out on my advice.
Andre had to film a short movie, which will be posted here in a short time, we finished that, and retired to Andre's home to eat and basically do whatever we pleased.
This is when I post pictures, and you will not be dissapointed.
Andre snaps his fingers nonchalantly to begin what will become an exciting journey
Making preparations for further movie recording. Movies, Serious Business
Curry, it's what's for dinner
Andre always adds spice to things, it's damn stupid, curry is already spicy, he's putting jalepeno sauce in it, now, I love spice, but I also like to taste my food.
Andre takes the first bite, seemingly unphased by the beef curry, with this in mind, we dig in
Jemsy takes it slow, he is cautious, unerring centre of wisdom in this group of ours
It's a little too hot for jemsy...
...So he goes for the Raita
I take this challenge like I do with every challenge, with a thumbs up and my Captain Marvel Shirt
The pilgrimage from the plate to my mouth is long and arduous, but my beef curry has maintained their faith and came out strong..ONLY TO BE EATEN HULGUHULGU
I Think he likes it
Andre is content with this meal, he is also making me an offer I cannot refuse
Jemsy recovering from the spice bombardment
I ate a little too much, it's different being 137lbs you eat a lot less
Whilst Andre is gone from the room, myself and Jemsy decide to do stupid stuff
And again...
..And again...
If any dermatologists are reading this post right now, can you tell me what's up with my ear? you know, right under the lobe? thanks
Some craziness on my part, my eyes do that twirly thing on command, it's fucking radical
Andre finally walks in the room, in disgust, and well, general apathy
Us three, we're social shut-ins, it's why were such good friends, we all know ths and play off our strengths, going out in the public, the light of day in a group is a foreign concept, we braved the terrible scorching heat to go to Dawson, now a little backstory.
I have what is most commonly reffered to as Polyphobia(Fear of too many things at once) now this isn't a terrible bad thing, but the sheer amount of people in the school, it becomes over-whelming to me, I came very close to having a panic attack.
So we go up to the second floor(?) to get a camera, while i'm making grooves in the floor from my foot stamping up and down and generally just looking down, we get the hell out on my advice.
Andre had to film a short movie, which will be posted here in a short time, we finished that, and retired to Andre's home to eat and basically do whatever we pleased.
This is when I post pictures, and you will not be dissapointed.
Andre snaps his fingers nonchalantly to begin what will become an exciting journey
Making preparations for further movie recording. Movies, Serious Business
Curry, it's what's for dinner
Andre always adds spice to things, it's damn stupid, curry is already spicy, he's putting jalepeno sauce in it, now, I love spice, but I also like to taste my food.
Andre takes the first bite, seemingly unphased by the beef curry, with this in mind, we dig in
Jemsy takes it slow, he is cautious, unerring centre of wisdom in this group of ours
It's a little too hot for jemsy...
...So he goes for the Raita
I take this challenge like I do with every challenge, with a thumbs up and my Captain Marvel Shirt
The pilgrimage from the plate to my mouth is long and arduous, but my beef curry has maintained their faith and came out strong..ONLY TO BE EATEN HULGUHULGU
I Think he likes it
Andre is content with this meal, he is also making me an offer I cannot refuse
Jemsy recovering from the spice bombardment
I ate a little too much, it's different being 137lbs you eat a lot less
Whilst Andre is gone from the room, myself and Jemsy decide to do stupid stuff
And again...
..And again...
If any dermatologists are reading this post right now, can you tell me what's up with my ear? you know, right under the lobe? thanks
Some craziness on my part, my eyes do that twirly thing on command, it's fucking radical
Andre finally walks in the room, in disgust, and well, general apathy
September 12, 2005
Zibbudie Babbuhl Presents: T-shirts
Yes, we at the Zibbudie Babbuhl Lane have made another venture into a new industry, this one being quite mainstream. T Shirt designs, we have pooled our resources together(my sometimes creative wit and Jems' photoshop skills) to create designs ripe for shirt making.
While we can make a lucrative profit, we're pretty much doing this for shits and giggles, and for a very important reasons, what we plan to do is to make a set of designs which describe all the current Zibbudie Babbuhl Members (Jems: Babbuhlers!), if you are wonder who these members are, I will create a list right now.
Jems
Kyle
Andre
Andy(you'll have to talk to us about a shirt)
Zack
Claudio
and
Evan
Each member will have a personal logo created by either myself or Jemsy, if it is not up to snuff you may suggest other designs, although I think we do a pretty good job with these, so redoing anything shouldn't be a major concern.
I'm sure everyone is clamoring for request for samples of our work, and well, I cannot say no to anyone who may inflate my ego, so here we go.
This is my current design, the Bolt of Zobble
Here's the front, notice the subtle awesomeness of Jems' work, the faux latin adding a nice touch of classyness, the latin roughly translated says: "He Who Dares Babbuhls"
And the back, this is where the personal logo's will go, since we at the Zibbudie Babbuhl Lane are very different people we require different slogan's, and since we are not a dictatorship we allow these differences in uniform, be they a representation of self or just something you are related to, anything goes in the Zibbudie Babbuhl Lane.
Be sure to be on the lookout for people wearing these shirts, if you spot a member of the Zibbudie Babbuhl Lane, congregate to them, and listen to their wisdom, for they have lived countless millenia, and have much to share in the ways of comedy.
-Kyle Out.
Intoxicating Images are rushing through my mind
Addendum by Jemsy.
I'd like to take a moment to show off a few more of our Zibbudie Babbuhl T-shirt designs. None are finalized, though I'm inclined to stick with mine:
Here's what may end up being Zack's:
And finally, a tentative design for Andre. Other possible texts include, "YOU'LL BELIEVE A MAN CAN FLY!", "B-B-B-BABBUHL IT UP" or whatever else occurs to Andre as a funny idea. We'll let him decide.
Godspeed.
While we can make a lucrative profit, we're pretty much doing this for shits and giggles, and for a very important reasons, what we plan to do is to make a set of designs which describe all the current Zibbudie Babbuhl Members (Jems: Babbuhlers!), if you are wonder who these members are, I will create a list right now.
Jems
Kyle
Andre
Andy(you'll have to talk to us about a shirt)
Zack
Claudio
and
Evan
Each member will have a personal logo created by either myself or Jemsy, if it is not up to snuff you may suggest other designs, although I think we do a pretty good job with these, so redoing anything shouldn't be a major concern.
I'm sure everyone is clamoring for request for samples of our work, and well, I cannot say no to anyone who may inflate my ego, so here we go.
This is my current design, the Bolt of Zobble
Be sure to be on the lookout for people wearing these shirts, if you spot a member of the Zibbudie Babbuhl Lane, congregate to them, and listen to their wisdom, for they have lived countless millenia, and have much to share in the ways of comedy.
-Kyle Out.
Intoxicating Images are rushing through my mind
Addendum by Jemsy.
I'd like to take a moment to show off a few more of our Zibbudie Babbuhl T-shirt designs. None are finalized, though I'm inclined to stick with mine:
Here's what may end up being Zack's:
And finally, a tentative design for Andre. Other possible texts include, "YOU'LL BELIEVE A MAN CAN FLY!", "B-B-B-BABBUHL IT UP" or whatever else occurs to Andre as a funny idea. We'll let him decide.
Godspeed.
September 07, 2005
Another Zibbudie Babbuhl Recipe
Well, I thought:
"I'm Hungry, I want to eat something"
Then I also thought:
"How can I make this into a ZBL post?"
That's easy, take pictures and document my interesting voyage into food as a nutritional supplement.
Let's begin
The Menu today consists of
Babbuhlina's Fettucini Alfredo!
A veritable king's meal, this expertly pre-prepared foodstuff is a divine mixture of pasta in a cream sauce with cheese and broccoli added in for good measure, a favorite of yours truly, but I digress, it is frozen for reasons unbeknowest to me, I must find a way to thaw it quickly so I may gorge myself.
(also pictured: my hairy hand, various frozen foods, which may or may not be consumed later on)
A voyage begins with a single step
I begin to peel away the outer workings of my soon to be meal, enamored in the grizzly cold entendre that is Babbuhlina, I take great caution as to not be mired in the cold which began this earth's dire ice age.....
Success! the box is sufficiently pried open as to allow some sort of heating method to be used.
(also pictured: my old fitness evaluation medal from cadets)
(not pictured: Latisha, a woman whom I met recently while I was at a celebratory function, she is laughing at the idea of doing an éxpose on a meal, and rightly so. She declined the opportunity to have a picture taken of her.)
Nuclear energy, for the masses
From my previous experiences preparing this tasty meal, the time best used by this magic nuclear box whom i've named Dr.Intrinsic is 5 minutes and 30 seconds, not one second more, and never a second less, for this would spell great doom upon the nation of Canada, and possibly the entire planet, as we would be stripped atom by atom by the magnatron's.
The Cooldown
The nuclear powers have smiled upon us this day, they have heated my meal, albeit, it is too hot, almost as if they were teasing the human race.
"YOU MAY ONLY STARE, AS YOUR NEWLY THAWED FOOD BOILS TO THE CORE OF YOUR WORLD AND DESTROYS YOU! FOOLISH MORTAL"
I say no, I fight this beast back, I forged a great weapon of destructive powers...
A fork
I stab at the heart of fire, disrupting his great power, melding the cream sauce, cheese and pasta into a new being, a tasty being....
FETTUCINI ALFREDO!!!
It is done, the meal is nearly complete, the time for feast is nigh!
Nirvana
No meal is complete without some sort of beverage, for this I have laid the responsibility of refreshing my pallette to Tropicana Twister, albeit, not my first choice of juice, Latisha loves the stuff, and while not greater than Fruitopia, it has it's own distinct taste and texture which pleases me.
it's time to eat now, typing all this got me hungry, Oh SHI-
-Kyle out.
Geezers need excitement
"I'm Hungry, I want to eat something"
Then I also thought:
"How can I make this into a ZBL post?"
That's easy, take pictures and document my interesting voyage into food as a nutritional supplement.
Let's begin
The Menu today consists of
Babbuhlina's Fettucini Alfredo!
A veritable king's meal, this expertly pre-prepared foodstuff is a divine mixture of pasta in a cream sauce with cheese and broccoli added in for good measure, a favorite of yours truly, but I digress, it is frozen for reasons unbeknowest to me, I must find a way to thaw it quickly so I may gorge myself.
(also pictured: my hairy hand, various frozen foods, which may or may not be consumed later on)
A voyage begins with a single step
I begin to peel away the outer workings of my soon to be meal, enamored in the grizzly cold entendre that is Babbuhlina, I take great caution as to not be mired in the cold which began this earth's dire ice age.....
Success! the box is sufficiently pried open as to allow some sort of heating method to be used.
(also pictured: my old fitness evaluation medal from cadets)
(not pictured: Latisha, a woman whom I met recently while I was at a celebratory function, she is laughing at the idea of doing an éxpose on a meal, and rightly so. She declined the opportunity to have a picture taken of her.)
Nuclear energy, for the masses
From my previous experiences preparing this tasty meal, the time best used by this magic nuclear box whom i've named Dr.Intrinsic is 5 minutes and 30 seconds, not one second more, and never a second less, for this would spell great doom upon the nation of Canada, and possibly the entire planet, as we would be stripped atom by atom by the magnatron's.
The Cooldown
The nuclear powers have smiled upon us this day, they have heated my meal, albeit, it is too hot, almost as if they were teasing the human race.
"YOU MAY ONLY STARE, AS YOUR NEWLY THAWED FOOD BOILS TO THE CORE OF YOUR WORLD AND DESTROYS YOU! FOOLISH MORTAL"
I say no, I fight this beast back, I forged a great weapon of destructive powers...
A fork
I stab at the heart of fire, disrupting his great power, melding the cream sauce, cheese and pasta into a new being, a tasty being....
FETTUCINI ALFREDO!!!
It is done, the meal is nearly complete, the time for feast is nigh!
Nirvana
No meal is complete without some sort of beverage, for this I have laid the responsibility of refreshing my pallette to Tropicana Twister, albeit, not my first choice of juice, Latisha loves the stuff, and while not greater than Fruitopia, it has it's own distinct taste and texture which pleases me.
it's time to eat now, typing all this got me hungry, Oh SHI-
-Kyle out.
Geezers need excitement
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