Ladies and Gentlemen
Mc's and Sucker amateurs alike!
THE NOTORIOUS L.I.N.C.O.L.N!
What's up motherfucks?!
I got a permit to rhyme
it's filed with the city
you should see it sometime!
(LEGIT!)
When I raise the roof
my paperwork's in order
I always tell the country
before I mix my mortar
(THE DUDE OWNS PROPERTY!)
The jolly green giant
has a stable full of hos
except instead of ladies
he pimps out potatoes
(HE CREATES RHYMES FOR THE KIDS!)
Some guys like california
some guys dig baltimore
i've been with chick in both locales
they all say I snore
(HE GETS WITH THE LADIES, BUT IN THE END THEY DO NOT LIKE HIM!)
And with that I christen this new entity, the USS.Crazyshitbehappenin
December 21, 2004
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LMAO....ok....now all you need is one of you in the background doing a beat....then you have it made...
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