January 22, 2005

The king of asshole physics has something to say to you

Being said king of physics of assholery.

I have a decree to make:

No Barney body shall be left unturned
No balloon be unfilled
We will unify Zibbudie and Babbuhl
We shall go where no Zibbudie Babbuhl has gone before
The 3rd dimension
The freedom of the air
No longer shall we be constricted to the ground for comedy
We will shout our comedy from the high heavens.

It will be glorious

3 comments:

Nat said...

i can picture kyle standing on the top of a hill in a public park, wairing a cape (aka a blanket) and helmet (aka soup pot) and sword (aka paper napkin role) and declaring this!

Kyle said...

I will have sting, and my elvish cloak of invisibility, and uh, a mithril crockpot at my side.

Nat said...

I stand true to all the AKAs that I have stated. The only thing that has changed is your imagination and what exactly the paper towel roll, the soup pan and the blanket may be in your mind...you are still in the school yard!